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Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Sex account if you have ap, or create a new Cracked username. Sean "Seanbaby" Reiley was writing comedy over at Seanbaby. He's been a major influence on some of our best writers, and starting in April, he's going to be Cracked.

Today, we're introducing him to some of you, and reintroducing him to the rest, with his look back at some of the most disturbingly erotic old school games. Just like sed and tap dancing, eroticism and video games were meant to be together.

Barrel-throwing gorillas and nudity are a perfect match, and sand paintings show that even as far back as ancient Egypt primitive man has been mixing tetgis with Zaxxon. But "adult zpk designers often cross the line tetris sexily risque and fucking lunacy. Warning: Some of the things and the breasts attached to them discussed in this article may confuse and frighten younger readers. If you are one of them, please stop reading and go play any of the games where you splatter the heads off of aliens with a rocket launcher.

One day, a game designer was playing Tetris and said, "What if I was playing this type of game, but at the same time had a huge erection? It's a lot like Tetrisonly there's a naked woman on the screen as you play. Also, as you do well, apk game shows you screenshots of slutty women surrounded by flowers and screaming about bubble baths. While the screenshots you earn in Bubble Bath Babes are easier to masturbate to than any of the bonus screens the original Tetris gave you, they're still not that sexy.

When a badly rendered woman who clearly can't speak English is trying to seduce someone with puns about soap bubbles, it's an uphill battle. It doesn't matter how attractive she is. Each level, the screaming women get more and more nude, losing a little bit akp of their mind each time. So by sex point of full nudity, you'll probably have to strap apk straitjacket on her anyway. Not that anyone would know. Getting them out of their panties requires such a fantastic level of hand-eye coordination and rapid reflexes that it becomes a death trap.

Because if you masturbated using your amazing dexterity, there's a good apk it'll end with a pleasure-induced brain seizure and a fucking disturbing corpse for your landlord to find. This is a tit-based spoof of Street Fighter 2. Karate women face off in a pit fighting tournament where the winner apk home naked pictures of other women.

Like in all fighting games, they come from varied backgrounds and cultures. There's a girl in a swimsuit and matching bird-shaped hat, a fat pro wrestler, a ballerina in her lingerie and a woman who's just wearing a snake.

Unlike other games where they come together for the glory tetris victory or the conquering of some retarded combat-dimension-thing, the fighting spirit tetris binds these noble warrior souls together is the sex that most of their martial art techniques revolve around showing their panties to one other.

There were a lot of half-naked people already in Street Fighter 2so the actual game doesn't even seem unusually erotic. Yes, I understand there is something wrong with an industry when a group sex women kicking the crap out of each other in thongs is totally normal, but fuck that; I'm not a sociologist. I'm just telling you that probably nothing in this game is going to turn you on until you win a picture of a naked girl. If you can get off to this, I hope you're reading from inside something with a good lock on sexx.

Unfortunately, that's tetris it gets a little bit creepy. Before the camera pans down her strategically blurred body, there's an inept attempt by the graphic artists to make it look like the girl's winking at you. A stupid graphic of an eyelid slides over one eye then disappears. And I don't know retris you've ever seen anyone wink without moving the rest of their face, but it looks less like flirting and tetrid like a horrible sleepy-waky baby doll with a broken eyeball.

You only earn pictures of naked women if you beat the game on a high level of difficulty, and the fact that each character has a total of three possible attacks makes it hard to keep your enemies guessing. And Strip Fighter 2 's controls are so unresponsive, you usually can't tell which of the tetris you're supposed to be controlling. I forgot, am I the fatty or the bird-headed Tetris And more importantly, how in the name apk balls can I masturbate to either?

Since it's hard to stay awake through a whole apk, you can usually only tell if you've won if you get the terrifying winking naked woman afterward. In Burning Desireyou play the role of a naked air rescue worker swooping in to save a woman from cannibals. She's tied to a pedestal and being slowly burned to death.

For your daring rescue, you dangle yourself from a helicopter and drip the fire out with one of the two rod-shaped things jutting out of your pelvis. I'm not a physiologist, but I'd like to think the one squirting all over the fire and the distressed lady's face is a fire hose and not a monstrous ejaculating penis, but apk this was sex as an ADULT game, I have a feeling we should all be pretty grossed out.

Tetfis things growing out of your groin, and both of them sex longer than your legs. Tetris you put out the fires that are cooking the woman alive, you lower yourself down to her. Her near-food experience didn't make her any less cock crazy, so she'll grab your previously unused, non-squirting rod with her mouth and hold on tetris her teeth as you fly away. So if you're still trying to solve the mystery that the bad graphics have given us, you're either a rescue worker carrying a fire hose and airlifting a woman out mouth-first with your penis, or you have double the normal amount of reproductive organs, one of them a handle and the other a fire extinguisher.

Whichever of those fantasies sex erotic game is trying to create, unnhh! Putting out the fire takes a few minutes, and while you're doing it, the only thing natives can do is throw rocks at the strange flying machine stealing their lunch.

And just apk you'd expect, a rock is no match for a apk dangling a naked man with a groin that can put out forest fires. The actual rescue is simple, but ap, only reward is a blink-and-you'll-miss-it animation of a half-monster woman sixty-nining you.

There's no reason to And if riding out of the jungle biting on the end of a man's unit didn't give you a sex indication of how smart this ttetris is, it takes this dumbass all of three seconds to find her way from your face back to the native people's cooking pot to start the whole ordeal over. The Yakyuken Special is a complicated game. First you select from a stable of cute Japanese girls to play Rock-Paper-Scissors against.

Actually, "cute" isn't the right word for all of them. Some of these girls are qpk least half donkey. After you pick one, she politely gives her name, measurements and age, and then challenges you to Rock-Paper-Scissors. If you win, she removes a piece of clothing. Then there's a video of her dancing. But not a sexy, stripper dance.

All the girls dance like adorable bouncing princesses. Listen very carefully! Run away from the man with the camera--run away as fast as you can! Of course, this is a game from Japan. We should just be happy that an octopus demon didn't slither into the room and take a crap tetrks her forehead.

The innocence never leaves these dancing girls' faces. Sex are times where you swear they have no idea that getting naked and dancing on a Sega Saturn is naughty. They have the same demeanor they'd have if they were performing in a talent show for their grandmothers. That means that no matter how naked they get, you, the player, are the one who feels dirty. Here's the thing, though: That doesn't make it less hot. Because whether you're innocently smiling while you hop in your underwear or climbing a sleazy juice-bar's pole with your vagina, if you're an Asian teenager, perverted old men are going to like it.

Each strip-showdown lasts until someone loses five times. By that time, it's either game over, or you're watching a tetri nude girl spread the spirit of friendship with her smile and exposed nipples. Above: The Yakyuken Special is unleashed!

Inset: ass. Unfortunately, this game cheats. I swear it fucking cheats. Statistically, in Rock-Paper-Scissors, you should win about half the games. Here you maybe win one out of every 50 games. If you manage to spend the time and effort required to get a girl in this game to adorably peel her panties off, you probably could have sex laid 30 to 40 times tetrie actual women.

The Yakyuken Special is like apkk a stack of porno sex only letting yourself read it if you can call a coin-flip 50 times in a row. That being said, believe this: You can lose at this game for 10 hours and spend each minute of it happy. Note: For censorship reasons, all genitalia referred to in this particular review have had their original names api with the name of a vehicle. With your Gigolo game cartridge and a little imagination, you and your Atari could tetrix on an exciting ride into the world of street prostitution.

The object of the game is to go from door to door and hump any men you find inside. When you find a customer, the game switches to an action sequence of you riding his throbbing Dune Buggy in his unfurnished apartment. Press the joystick up to shift your Hovercraft to tetris tip of his Fire Truck, then press the joystick down to slide your Rollerskate back down to the base of his Speedboat.

You receive one dollar for each of these successful humps. When the John is finished with you, you'll know, because he'll kick your cheap Dirtbike out onto the sidewalk. It's then up to you have to navigate through the empty streets and return the money to your pimp's walk-up window.

The only real challenge a;k the game comes tetris the fact that many random houses contain people unwilling to solicit tetris prostitute, and they will throw you into the street and call the police.

Then it becomes a mad scramble to escape the cops by ducking into houses and apk someone in there will tetrie you lay low while they pay you to bounce up and down on their Helicopter. Assuming this wasn't the Atari and the graphics DIDN'T look like two oatmeal robots humping, there's still nothing that desirable about running from house to house, jumping on strange naked men and fucking them on the carpet: take it from me.

You only get three lives, represented by small Paddle Boats in the top left hand corner, and you lose one every time the police arrest you. You'll run through these pretty quickly since apk can't know if anyone's interested in the affordable treats in your pants until you barge right into their house and whip out your Zambonie.

As you can see, this customer has spent so much of his money on your Big Wheel that he couldn't afford a bed. That means that if you're unlucky, a lot of games of Gigolo end without even one opportunity to sell your sweet Rocket Ship.

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